pros to kissing me
- ??????
- kissing????
cons to kissing me
- ur kissing me
- ???????
Had to call poison control because my nephew ate almost half a container of sunscreen. I…can’t…what are babies even??
today on my way home from work I had a staring contest with the car next to me during traffic. it was something else. gotta love chicago.
Why do dudes automatically think I want to fuck them? “Oh I’m attracted to girl girl must be attracted to me!?” No. Doesn’t work like that sorry.
I want to go to riot fest so bad but I don’t have any money to spend on non Jon/car related things until July. Wahh waahh.
why does everything have to be about sex I just want to watch cartoons but they even turn that into sex the human race is just sick as a whole cute little dogs would never make cartoons into some sex.
there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home
except for timelords - they can’t go home.
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Anonymous asked: Spanish Sophie with a half a kilo by hah cho-cho blow it out yo culo, who got dough on the smoke tho my partner had cinco now we blowin' on dat ocho bozos luv my rose gold, purple got me slow-mo stuntin' like I'm Dorothy but my rubies in my dough tho what you think this four fo, these niggas must be loco steppin' on dese bricks and for yo fix u call me Toto |
I saw someone poop in a crate at an ihop parking lot once. It was like a week after I moved to Chicago, I took it as a welcome to Chicago present!
